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The Latest Jokes - Page 43
there is no place like here so this must be the place
why are stupid blond jokes always so short?
Becaus men have to remember them!
Dick Van Dyke came from Richard Von Lesbian
why did the chicken cross the road, because it felt like it
what did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included
I'd like to live in Theory. Everything works there.
What did one tomato say to the other? You better Catch-up (Ketchup).
Knock knock
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going danthing!
A boy told his mom, "I couldn't sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?"
His mom said, "Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him."
The boy replied, "Oh then you're wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!" So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other. "Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!" "You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says. "Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?" "50 cents." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 4.997
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