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Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? - To get to the same side.
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you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish
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what do you call a sleeping bull? a bulldozer!
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what's green, got four legs and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.
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what do you call a pair of banana peels? Slippers
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Why did the soccer ball cross the road? Just for kicks
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Knock,knock Who's there? Cat Cat who? CAT YOU!
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Why did the mushroom go to the party. Because he is a fungi
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it was so cold i saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant
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What did frodo say when he got the ring? I hobbit
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What did the centipede eat for breakfast? Bacon and Legs.

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