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The Latest Jokes - Page 45
A man found a well in the middle of the woods. He couldn't see the bottom, and wanted to find out how deep it was, so he dropped a penny in. However, the penny didn't make a sound! The man looked for something larger, and found a good-sized rock. He dropped that in the well, but still there was no sound. Finally, he found an enormous old cinderblock, and heaved it over the edge. As he was listening, he heard a noise behind him. He turned, and saw an enraged goat charging right at him! He dove out of the way, and the goat ran right into the well. Still, there was no sound. As the man turned to leave, he came across a farmer. The farmer said "Have you seen a goat round these parts?" The man replied "Yes, actually a big goat just fell down that well over there!" The farmer shook his head and said "Oh, that couldn't have been mine. Mine was tied to a cinderblock."
why did the monkey fall off the tree?
because the branch broke
knock knock
who's there?
interrupting cow
interrup moooooooooo
Two nuns were walking down the street, and one pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke. Her friend says, " When did you start to smoke? God doesnt like this." to which the nun replied, " i know! i just cant kick the habit!".
Why did the old man eat the lamp? Because he wanted a light snack.
why did the chicken cross the street? to get away from the butcher!!
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.
When is it time to go to the dentists office? Tooth-hurty.
What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes
A horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?"
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