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The Latest Jokes - Page 45
A man found a well in the middle of the woods. He couldn't see the bottom, and wanted to find out how deep it was, so he dropped a penny in. However, the penny didn't make a sound! The man looked for something larger, and found a good-sized rock. He dropped that in the well, but still there was no sound. Finally, he found an enormous old cinderblock, and heaved it over the edge. As he was listening, he heard a noise behind him. He turned, and saw an enraged goat charging right at him! He dove out of the way, and the goat ran right into the well. Still, there was no sound. As the man turned to leave, he came across a farmer. The farmer said "Have you seen a goat round these parts?" The man replied "Yes, actually a big goat just fell down that well over there!" The farmer shook his head and said "Oh, that couldn't have been mine. Mine was tied to a cinderblock."
why did the monkey fall off the tree?
because the branch broke
knock knock
who's there?
interrupting cow
interrup moooooooooo
Two nuns were walking down the street, and one pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke. Her friend says, " When did you start to smoke? God doesnt like this." to which the nun replied, " i know! i just cant kick the habit!".
Why did the old man eat the lamp? Because he wanted a light snack.
why did the chicken cross the street? to get away from the butcher!!
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.
When is it time to go to the dentists office? Tooth-hurty.
What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes
A horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: The Gender Of Computers An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at times were given feminine names, and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised his hand and asked: "What gender is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model. The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 67.3984% The joke's popularity is: 4.090
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