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During the last election campaign, a well-known politician stopped at an Indian village to deliver a speech. "If I am elected," he began, "I shall see that you noble redmen and women are treated with the respect your heritage deserves." The Indians responded with loud cries of "Oompah! Oompah !" The politician beamed and continued, "I'll see that a washing machine is installed in every tepee." "Oompah !" the Indians shouted. The politician bowed, and said, "I'll see that every Indian family has a new automobile." As he finished, the Indians roared out their mightiest "Oompah !" The chief then came forward and delivered a speech in eloquent English and concluded by saying, "The Indians of this reservation take great pleasure in presenting to you, as a token of our esteem, our finest Indian pony." The politician stepped forward to mount the horse, when the chief cried out, "Be careful, don't step-in the 'Oompah.'"

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