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What is it called when two mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "Odessa" "Odessa who?" "Odessa good joke!"
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what do you call 50 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff
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pete and repeat were sitting on a log. pete fell off, who was left
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a man was stopped for speeding. the cop says, "i've been waiting all day for someone like you to arrive". the guy says, "well, i got here as fast as i could". when the cop had finally finished laughing, he sent the guy on his way without a ticket.
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Did you hear about the blonde who returned a scarf she got for Christmas because it was too tight?
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Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
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what happened when the elephant stepped on the grape? Nothing, the grape just let out a little wine!
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Two men walked into a bar. You would think that the second one would have ducked.
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