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Jesus and St. Peter go golfing. St. Peter booms his first drive straight down the fairway, 300+ yards. Jesus tees up and...slices, badly. The ball sails over the fence boardering the golf course onto a freeeway, karooms off a speeding car, and lands on the roof of a house on the other side of the road. It rolls down the roof into the gutter, and shoots out the downspout into a pond boardering the house and lands on a lilly pad. A frog sees it and gobbles it up. Just as the frog swallows, an eagle swoopes down and grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the fairway the frog expires and the ball falls out of his mouth and drops on to the green. It takes three bounces and...Hole In One! St. Peter turns to Jesus and exclaims "Are you going to golf or just fool around all day?"

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