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The Latest Jokes - Page 51
Why did the nurse tell everyone to be quiet? Because you might wake the sleeping pills!
Yo Mamma so fat that when she wears a Target shirt she gets mistaken for a landing device
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it the truth, but you disappear if you lie. The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up. Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
2 guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducked
yo mama is so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets caught!
whats brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!
You're the derivative of acceleration!
Whats the difference between an intelligent man and bigfoot? Bigfoot has been spotted several times.
Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "man it's hot in here". the other responds, "holy crap! a talking muffin!"
how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Black.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What's black and white and red all over? A zebra after a ketchup bath. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 49.5826% The joke's popularity is: 4.777
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