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The Latest Jokes - Page 52
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF YOUR PET ELEPHANT HURTS HIS TOE? CALL A TOW TRUCK!
Why is it you believe someone when they say there are 4 billion stars but have to touch the paint when its wet
What is the similarity between an elephant and a plum? They are both purple, except the elephant.
You're mamas so fat when she went to japan, people shouted GODZILLA, GODZILLA!!!
What does Santado in his garden? Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
how many abstract expressionists does it take to change a lightbulb?
fish
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
Two apples are in an oven
one apple says " Man, it's hot in here!"
The other apple say's " AAARGH! A Talking Apple!"
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 64.8951% The joke's popularity is: 4.854
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