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The Latest Jokes - Page 53
Q How do you make a squirrel mad? A pinch it's nuts!
A guy walked into a bar
it hurt
whats the good thing about twenty seven year olds?
theres twenty of them!
You're the derivative of acceleration!
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't cry.
Your mama is so fat, she jumped off a bridge and got stuck in the air.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
What do you call a librarian who cuts hair?
A babrbarian
A pirate walks into a bar, and on the front of his pants he has this massive steering wheel. So he walks up to the bar, and the bartender asks "Do you realize you have a steering wheel on your pants?" and the pirate says "Arggghhh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
A blonde needed a ride and decided to call her friend. Her friend said "Sure I'll pick you up, where do you want me to pick you up at?" The blonde paused a moment and then replied "At the corner of Walk and Don't Walk."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? answer: cottage cheese Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 81.7213% The joke's popularity is: 3.086
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