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The Latest Jokes - Page 53
Q How do you make a squirrel mad? A pinch it's nuts!
A guy walked into a bar
it hurt
whats the good thing about twenty seven year olds?
theres twenty of them!
You're the derivative of acceleration!
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't cry.
Your mama is so fat, she jumped off a bridge and got stuck in the air.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
What do you call a librarian who cuts hair?
A babrbarian
A pirate walks into a bar, and on the front of his pants he has this massive steering wheel. So he walks up to the bar, and the bartender asks "Do you realize you have a steering wheel on your pants?" and the pirate says "Arggghhh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
A blonde needed a ride and decided to call her friend. Her friend said "Sure I'll pick you up, where do you want me to pick you up at?" The blonde paused a moment and then replied "At the corner of Walk and Don't Walk."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Kansas and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Alabama. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was cleaned, dishes were done and she had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a West Virginia girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 91.5663% The joke's popularity is: 2.998
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