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A man, a dog, and a sheep are all on a deserted island. After a couple of months, the man decided he wanted to make love to the sheep. Every time he tried the dog would would growl and not let him get close to the sheep. Finally one day he is walking on the beach and spots a beautiful woman unconscious on a raft in the water. He brings her to the beach and nurses her back to health. She is so greatful she offers to do anything for him. He responds: You would do anything!! She says yes I will do anything. He then says would you please hold that damn dog.

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