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The Latest Jokes - Page 54
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side
how do you catch a unique rabbit? you neek up on it.
once upon a time boo the end
knock knock. who's there? momma. momma who? yo momma!
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
A man goes into a doctors office and the doctor says "i have some bad news, and i have some worse news". the man says "well whats the bad news?". doctor says "you have 24 hours to live.". man says "well whats the worse news???". doctor replies "well, i was supposed to call you to tell you about this yesterday..."
a man walks into a bar and says........ ouch
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents.
did you hear the one about camping? it was in tents!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two blondes in a parking lot, trying to break into their car with a coat-hanger. The first blonde says to the second: "I can't get this door open !" The second blonde replies: "Well, you'd better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top's down !" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 75.4325% The joke's popularity is: 3.461
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