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The Latest Jokes - Page 55
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy
what do you call a sleeping bull? a bulldozer!
If you were a bag of chips and I were battries You'd be free to lay and i'd be ever ready.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts.
A man asked his wife what she would like for her 50th birthday. She told him that she wanted something that would go from 0 to 100 in 10 seconds. He gave her a bathroom scale.
Ronald McDonald doesn't go to nude beaches because he's afraid to get sand in his buns.
why do elephants paint their toenails? So they can hide in cherry trees!
A man and his friend are hunting when one of them suddenly has a heart attack. His friend quickly calls 911 on his cell phone and explains the situation to the attendant. He tells her that he thinks his friend may be dead. The attendant says, "Well first, we need to make sure he's really dead." "Ok!" Responded the man. There was a pause on the phone, then a gunshot, before he came back on the line and said, "What next?"
what happened when they tried to kick a mushroom out of the bar?
... he said hey im a fun-guy
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What do you call a dinosaur that you play hide-and-seek with? A do-you-think-he-saw-us?! Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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