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The Latest Jokes - Page 56
a turtle was going down the road and a snail was crossing. they and into an accident and when the bug police got there they asked snail what happened. the snail said "i dont know, it all happened so fast."
What did that acorn say when it grew up. Gee-om-etry
knock knock whos there? banana. banana who?
knock knock whos there? banana. banana who?
knock knock whos there? orange, orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana?
what do you get when you eat a blackberry?
bluetooth
what is the difference between a man and a savings bond? a savings bond eventually matures
A C, Eb and a G walked into a bar. The bartender looked at the Eb and said, "Sorry, we don't serve minors", so the Eb left and the C and G had a fifth between them.
Knock knock.
Who's There?
Who.
Who who?
Quit talking like an owl!
A priest, a black man, and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
how do you make a baby float?
2 scoops of ice cream, 1 cup of root beer,1 baby.
A man was drunk at a bar. He told the bartender "I bet you I can jump out of this window and come back in." He jumped out of the window and a few seconds later he came back in through the window. Another guy in the bar says "Hey, I can do that." He jumps out of the window and hits the gorund. Then the bartender says, "I hate it when you get drunk Superman."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I walked in on my wife staring at a can of orange juice. When I asked her what she was doing she said, "The can says 'concentrate'." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 66.2162% The joke's popularity is: 4.471
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