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Bill and Jim are lumberjacks. One day, Jim cut his leg off by accident, so Bill put the leg in a plastic bag and took Jim to the hospital. "Will he be alright?" Bill said. "Yes, just come back in four hours." four hours later, Bill came back. "Where's Jim!?" Bill said. "He said something about going to play soccer." So Bill went to the soccer field, and sure enough, Jim was playing. The next month Jim cut his arm off, so Bill put the arm in a plastic bag and took Jim to the hospital. "Will he be alright?" Bill asked. "Come back in six hours, arms are more complex then legs." Bill came back six hours later. "Where's Jim!?" Bill said. "He said something about shooting targets." So Bill went to the shooting range, and Jim was there, firing a rifle. The next month, Jim had a horrific accident and cut his entire head off. So Bill put the head in a plastic bag and took Jim to the hospital. "Will he be okay?" Bill asked the doctor. "Well, heads are more complex then arms and legs combined, so come back in 24 hours." Bill did, and the doctor came up to him. "Bill, I'm afraid Jim is dead." Bill burst into tears "Did the surgery fail!?" Bill said trough his tears. The doctor said "The surgery went fine! He suffocated when you put him in that plastic bag!"

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