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The Latest Jokes - Page 57
What did the hot dog say when it ran the race? I'm the weiner.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't have pet Rhinoceroses.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Panther
Panther who?
Panther no pants I'm going swimming
i knew a blonde that was so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead cause she wanted to make-up her mind
What do you call a fish without an i?
fsh.
Why do Casino ads always show I guy winning lots of money, that only happens very rarely. It's like showing an ad for a muffin with a guy choking on it, it's the same deal: "Here's what happened...once".
Did you hear the one about the bed? It hasn't been made up yet.
What do you get when you cross a ballpoint pen and a banana?
A ballpoint banana.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo-Who?
Don't cry, it's just me!
Confucius say: "man who goes through turnstile sideways going to Bankok"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The redhead in the middle." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" "I don't like her." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 55.4054% The joke's popularity is: 4.568
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