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The Latest Jokes - Page 58
What kind of bee gives milk? A boo-bee
Why do divorce cost so much?
Because they are worth it!
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
what do you call a man with no legs laying in front of your door? Matt
what's purple and goes bang bang bang bang?
a four door grape
People who live in glass houses shouldn't have pet Rhinoceroses.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he wouldn't die!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
That's right!
It's raining cats and dogs. Don't step in a poodle!
So, a string walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, can't you read the sign outside? No strings allowed!" So, the string exits. A few short minutes later, the string re-enters with sunglasses and a hat on, hoping that he has disguised his appearance enough to trick the bartender, but it doesn't work. He is once again thrown out. Knowing that he had had enough, the string went and laid down on the nearby train tracks and waited for a train to come and run him over. After a train finally came and ran him over, leaving him tangled and confused, the string re-entered the bar. The bartender asked, "Hey, are you a string?" And the string replied, "No, frayed knot."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two blonde's were walking through the forest when they came upon some tracks. "They're moose tracks!" says the first blonde. "No! They're bear tracks!" said the second. They argued for hours and hours about who was right. The next moning the newspaper headlines red: Two blondes killed by train. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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