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The Latest Jokes - Page 59
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it died the last time it tried....
El Paso is the only alternative left to a Mexican quaterback if he does not elruno or el punto
why did the hat cross the road? because it was on the chickens head.
i spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone
What do you get when you cross a cat with a refrigerator?
A cool cat!
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
two muffins where in an oven. The first muffin turned to the second muffin and said, "Boy it's hot in here." The second muffin screamed and said, "Oh My God a talking muffin."
One snowman said to another, is it just me or do I smell carrot.
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.
"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?"
Everyone is shocked. "I heard about this kind of thing happening!" Bills says. "What did the alien do to you?"
"I don't remeber all the details," Ted says. "All I remember is being anally probed by the alien."
Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?"
Ted responds, "Carl."
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