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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quaterback
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your momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
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El Paso is the only alternative left to a Mexican quarterback if he does not el runo or el punto
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bush sold his soul to santa. he is dyslexic
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whats black and white and read all over? a newspaper.
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where do you find a tortoise with no legs? where you left it
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what does the sixth sense and titanic have in common? icy dead people
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Where did the chicken cross the street? Over there!
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What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No 'idea. Ha Ha
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Why is tigger so dirty? Because he's always playing with pooh.
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During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried. After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem. Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.

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