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The Latest Jokes - Page 7
A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation ... She is speaking in a cheery voice "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye." She hangs up the telephone, and her lover asks, "Who was that? Oh, she replies, that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having with you on his fishing trip.
Why did the Englishman cross the road? To enslave the people on the other side.
Cher walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A man to the liftman.
How is the elevator business going?
Liftman: Well it has its ups and downs
your going down a river in a canoe how many hot dogs does it take to cover the roof of a doghouse none cause ice cream don't have bones
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
a man walked into a bar and said " ouch "
Two men walk into a bar...ow, ow
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why are pirates pirates? Because they ARGHHHH!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what do you call something weird? Trying to make google laugh ha ha ha! Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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