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The Latest Jokes - Page 61
You all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!
A dog walked into a bar and said ow!
what's brown and sticky? a stick.
So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "you have a drink named jim?!"
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the other side!! Why did the cow cross the road? To see his friend!! Why did the farmer cross the road? To Get his cows back silly!
why did the pony cough? because it was a little horse
How does a blond hurt herself raking leaves?She falls out of the tree.
Dude, you can't just ask to be somebody's friend. If you want my friendship, you'll have to pay me.
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: So, a string walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, can't you read the sign outside? No strings allowed!" So, the string exits. A few short minutes later, the string re-enters with sunglasses and a hat on, hoping that he has disguised his appearance enough to trick the bartender, but it doesn't work. He is once again thrown out. Knowing that he had had enough, the string went and laid down on the nearby train tracks and waited for a train to come and run him over. After a train finally came and ran him over, leaving him tangled and confused, the string re-entered the bar. The bartender asked, "Hey, are you a string?" And the string replied, "No, frayed knot." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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