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You all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!
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A dog walked into a bar and said ow!
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what's brown and sticky? a stick.
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So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
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a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says "you have a drink named jim?!"
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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the other side!! Why did the cow cross the road? To see his friend!! Why did the farmer cross the road? To Get his cows back silly!
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why did the pony cough? because it was a little horse
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How does a blond hurt herself raking leaves?She falls out of the tree.
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Dude, you can't just ask to be somebody's friend. If you want my friendship, you'll have to pay me.
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A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
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Why do Irish stews have 239 beans? Because one more would make them two farty.

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