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The Latest Jokes - Page 62
what do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
A mushroom walks in to a bar. He asks he bartender for a drink. The bartender says "i'm sorry but we can't serve you." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
why did the pony cough? because it was a little horse
how do you make a snooker table laugh? tickle its balls
what's black and red all over? a newspaper
what is the difference between michael jackson and casper?
one is white and scares little kids, the other one is just a ghost
why do most polish peoples names end in ski. because they cant spell tobogan, hell i cant spell it either
what did the robot say to the centipede?
stop being a centipede!
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice! call me!
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 37.0714% The joke's popularity is: 4.146
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