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The Latest Jokes - Page 62
what do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
A mushroom walks in to a bar. He asks he bartender for a drink. The bartender says "i'm sorry but we can't serve you." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
why did the pony cough? because it was a little horse
how do you make a snooker table laugh? tickle its balls
what's black and red all over? a newspaper
what is the difference between michael jackson and casper?
one is white and scares little kids, the other one is just a ghost
why do most polish peoples names end in ski. because they cant spell tobogan, hell i cant spell it either
what did the robot say to the centipede?
stop being a centipede!
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice! call me!
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What did the grape say when an elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 74.4144% The joke's popularity is: 5.045
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