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The Latest Jokes - Page 62
what do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
A mushroom walks in to a bar. He asks he bartender for a drink. The bartender says "i'm sorry but we can't serve you." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
why did the pony cough? because it was a little horse
how do you make a snooker table laugh? tickle its balls
what's black and red all over? a newspaper
what is the difference between michael jackson and casper?
one is white and scares little kids, the other one is just a ghost
why do most polish peoples names end in ski. because they cant spell tobogan, hell i cant spell it either
what did the robot say to the centipede?
stop being a centipede!
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice! call me!
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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