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The Latest Jokes - Page 63
how did mario tell the future? he used a luigi board.
Fettuccini Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
there are three kinds of people in the world. the ones who can do math and the ones who can't.
a blonde calls up her boyfriend and asks him to help her with a puzzle. What's the puzzle supposed to be of, the boyfriend asks. The blonde replies, a tiger. the boyfriend tells her he'll be right over. when he gets to her house, she shows him the box to the puzzle. He looks at it and tells her, Honey, we need to put the frosted flakes back into the box.
why did the fly fly? Because the Spider Spied Her
What did the dog say when it walked into a bar? Woof.
What happens to a politician when you give him viagra? He grows taller.
Why did the baby throw a clock out the window...to see time fly
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
what do you call a cyclops with glasses?
Two eyes!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Weeding Out The Weakest A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate As fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And, THAT is why you always feel smarter after a few beers. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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