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The Latest Jokes - Page 63
how did mario tell the future? he used a luigi board.
Fettuccini Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
there are three kinds of people in the world. the ones who can do math and the ones who can't.
a blonde calls up her boyfriend and asks him to help her with a puzzle. What's the puzzle supposed to be of, the boyfriend asks. The blonde replies, a tiger. the boyfriend tells her he'll be right over. when he gets to her house, she shows him the box to the puzzle. He looks at it and tells her, Honey, we need to put the frosted flakes back into the box.
why did the fly fly? Because the Spider Spied Her
What did the dog say when it walked into a bar? Woof.
What happens to a politician when you give him viagra? He grows taller.
Why did the baby throw a clock out the window...to see time fly
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
what do you call a cyclops with glasses?
Two eyes!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches her yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman,calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer... "Oh, those are my flashers!" she replied. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 40.9639% The joke's popularity is: 4.919
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