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how did the inventor of spaghetti discover it? He used his noodle
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how does a pig get to the hospital? with a hambulance
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where was granny when the lights were out? in the dark!
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?
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Life's a joke, I'm the punchline
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knock knock whos there dogs dogs who no silly dogs bark owls who
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Whats the difference between brussel sprouts and bogies? Kids won't eat brussel sprouts!
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If April brings mayflowers then what do mayflowers bring? Pilgrims
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
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I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I decided to get a suntan instead!
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I'm a terrible cook. All my gingerbread men are near-sighted. So, I started using contact raisins.

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