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The Latest Jokes - Page 64
how did the inventor of spaghetti discover it? He used his noodle
how does a pig get to the hospital? with a hambulance
where was granny when the lights were out?
in the dark!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?
Life's a joke, I'm the punchline
knock knock whos there dogs dogs who no silly dogs bark owls who
Whats the difference between brussel sprouts and bogies? Kids won't eat brussel sprouts!
If April brings mayflowers then what do mayflowers bring? Pilgrims
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I decided to get a suntan instead!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 59.2035% The joke's popularity is: 4.053
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