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The Latest Jokes - Page 65
"It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won't work in vending machines.
Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines."
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar, but the bartender said," sorry, we dont serve breakfast here."
why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from colonel sanders!
What you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
how many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? none, because alligators dont fly
My lawn is so emo it cuts itself
-Why does snoop dog have an umbrella?
-Fo drizzle
The fifth dentists caved and now theyre all reccomending trident?
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest sci-fi epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 4.196
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