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The Latest Jokes - Page 65
"It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won't work in vending machines.
Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines."
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar, but the bartender said," sorry, we dont serve breakfast here."
why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from colonel sanders!
What you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
how many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? none, because alligators dont fly
My lawn is so emo it cuts itself
-Why does snoop dog have an umbrella?
-Fo drizzle
The fifth dentists caved and now theyre all reccomending trident?
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why did the mushroom go to the party. Because he is a fungi Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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