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horse walks into a bar. barman says "why the long face?"
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Why is 6.. afraid of 7... 'cause seven ate nine...
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knock knock. Whose there. No one. No one who ........
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what do we do with dead chemists? we barium.
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where do cows go for fun? the moovies
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Why did the janitor ask the teacher to marry him? he swept her off her feet
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a horse walks into a bar and says hay bartender
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dont tell me the skys the limit when theres foot steps on the moon
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Where do the bees go to the bathroom? At the bp station!
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What did Baby corn say to Mom corn? "Where's Popcorn?"
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