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The Latest Jokes - Page 66
horse walks into a bar. barman says "why the long face?"
Why is 6.. afraid of 7... 'cause seven ate nine...
knock knock. Whose there. No one. No one who
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what do we do with dead chemists? we barium.
where do cows go for fun?
the moovies
Why did the janitor ask the teacher to marry him? he swept her off her feet
a horse walks into a bar and says hay bartender
dont tell me the skys the limit when theres foot steps on the moon
Where do the bees go to the bathroom? At the bp station!
What did Baby corn say to Mom corn? "Where's Popcorn?"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A soldier had lost his bayonet and whittled one from wood so he could stand inspection. He was hoping not to be discovered until the regiment had gone into battle where he could pick up one from a dead soldier. At an inspection, an officer asked to see his bayonet. The soldier stated " Sir, I promised my father I would never unsheathe my bayonet unless I intended to kill with it." The Officer insisted he hand over the bayonet. Taking it out, the Soldier looked skyward and declared " May the Lord change this bayonet to wood for breaking my vow." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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