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The Latest Jokes - Page 68
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "why the long face?"
why does a chicken coupes have two doors?
Because other wise it would be a chicken sedan!
Knock Knock Who's there? Cows go. Cows go "who"? No, Silly. Cows go "moo"; olws go "who".
There were 4 men who went golfing one day. One of them got a cell phone call, and had to leave for a second to take the call, while the others went ahead. As the three were golfing, one of them said "Hey, I just got news from my son. He's so successful now, and im SO proud. He used to just be a measly tailor, but now he has his own clothing company. He's so successfull, that he gave a friend of his 10 new outfits for his birthday." The others replied with a wow, and continued golfing. Then the second one spoke up. "My son's pretty successful too. He used to work as a car salesman, but now he has his own line of cars. He's so successful actually, that he gave his friend a new car for his birthday."
Again, the others replied with a wow. A while later, the third one said "My son's doing pretty well for himself too. He used to just work for a real-estate company selling houses, but now he has his own gated community of houses. He's so successful, that he gave one of his best friends a new house for his birthday." Once again, the others replied, wow. Then the 4th man came back from his phone call, and the others gave him very dirty looks, as if to say "You've got nothing on our sons." Very conceidetly, one of them said, "So, what does YOUR son do?", to which he replied "Oh. Well im not very proud of my son. He's a hairdresser, and a while ago i found out he's gay. But he must be pretty good at what he does, cuz his past three boyfriends have given him 10 new outfits, a new car, and a new house for his birthday."
yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
knock knock
who's there
water
water who
whot er you waiting for open the door already!
At 3 a.m. a couple awakens to a knock on the door. The man gets up and sees a stranger asking for a push. "Not a chance" yells the husband.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Some guy asking for a push. I told him to get lost."
"What?" she asked, "Don't you remember that time when we broke down and that guy helped us? You should help him."
The man guiltily returns to the door calling out, "Hello, do you still need a push?"
"Yes, please," comes the answer.
"Where are you?"
"Over here on the swing"
A humburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says "whoa, we don't serve food here."
I want to name my kid Void so he won't be able to cash any of his paychecks.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with!
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