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The Latest Jokes - Page 70
what? chicken butt. why? chicken thigh
whats the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide arms
why is the sand wet?
because the seaweed!!
why would you never shower with a pokemon? he might piccachu
what did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Damn
yo mamas so fat she fell on a bag of charcoal and it turned into a bag of diamonds
yo momma's so fat she sweats cooking oil
what do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? a walky talky
a blonde went to the airport and seen a sign that said airport left, so she went home
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Posh Spice and David Beckham are sitting in front of the TV watching the six o'clock news. The headline feature is a man who is threatening to jump off a Suspension Bridge onto the busy road below. Posh turns to Beckham and says "Dave, I bet you $10,000 that he jumps." He replies "$10,000! It's a bet." The pair shake on it and continue watching the commotion on the TV. Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud. Beckham takes 10 grand out of his pocket and gives it to Posh. "I can't take that from you Dave" she says. "I was cheating. I saw the five o'clock news earlier so I knew what was going to happen. I can't accept that money ." Beckham replies "No, babe. The money is yours fair and square. I was cheating too. I just didn't think he would do it again Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 37.9699% The joke's popularity is: 3.726
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