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what? chicken butt. why? chicken thigh
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whats the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide arms
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why is the sand wet? because the seaweed!!
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why would you never shower with a pokemon? he might piccachu
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what did the fish say when he hit the wall? Damn
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yo mamas so fat she fell on a bag of charcoal and it turned into a bag of diamonds
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yo momma's so fat she sweats cooking oil
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what do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? a walky talky
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a blonde went to the airport and seen a sign that said airport left, so she went home
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When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
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Dad to buddy's tween daughter: Susie*, can you get me another beer from the cooler? Susie: Wow, Jerry, you're an alcoholic. Dad's own tween daughter: My dad is not an alcoholic, he just drinks fast!

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