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The Latest Jokes - Page 70
what? chicken butt. why? chicken thigh
whats the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide arms
why is the sand wet?
because the seaweed!!
why would you never shower with a pokemon? he might piccachu
what did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Damn
yo mamas so fat she fell on a bag of charcoal and it turned into a bag of diamonds
yo momma's so fat she sweats cooking oil
what do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? a walky talky
a blonde went to the airport and seen a sign that said airport left, so she went home
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-size bed, wondering where my brother was.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: a foreign man goes to an american restaraunt, but isn't used to the salt. he keeps sending his assistant for water. About the fifth time he sends the man his assistant comes back and says "I beg your pardon sir, but a man is sitting on the well." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 48.2301% The joke's popularity is: 3.354
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