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A mans son was nearly 16, and the man asked what he wanted for his birthday. "Maybe a car?" "No," replied the son. "I want a plastic parrot." It was an odd request, but the man bought a plastic parrot and gave it to his son. The next day, it was gone. The father decided not to ask about it. The next year, the father asked his son what he wanted for his birthday. "Well, dad...I want an armful of plastic parrots. The father agreed, and bought and bought an armful of platic parrots. The next day, they were gone. The father wanted to know what his son had done witht them, but he decided not to ask. The next year, the father asked what the son wanted for his 18th birthday. The son respoded, "Well, dad, what I really want is a room filled with plastic parrots." The father groaned, but filled his sons room with plastic parrots. The next day they were gone. He didn't ask. The next year, the father asked his son what he wanted for his 19th birthday. "Well, I was thinking, and...I want an entire warehouse full of plastic parrots." "Not plastic parrots again!" "Please, dad. It's what I want." The father bought an entire warehouse full of plastic parrots for his son. The next day, they were gone. Later that month, the fathers son was hit by a car. He would die. The father went to his son on his deathbed, and asked, "Son, this is probably a bad time, but I must know. What were you doing with those plastic parrots?" "Well, dad...If you Buy me a single plastic parrot, I'll tell you." The father rushed out to the nearest gift shop, bought a plastic parrot, and brought it back to his son. The son looked at the plastic parrot and smiled. "Well, dad...What I was doing with the plastic parrots...I was-" And then he died.

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