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The Latest Jokes - Page 8
What do Communists use for table napkins?
Soviets.
what kind of key does not open a door?..a donkey
what is red and goes up and down? a tomatoe in an elevator
When does a turkey gobble? Before Thanksgiving.
How does Bill Gates screw in a light bulb? He doesn't. He just changes the industry standard to darkness.
Magicians pull rabbits out of hats. What do rabbits pull out of THEIR hats? -NOTHING! Rabbits don't wear hats.
Why did the kid get kicked out of the pirate movie?
Because it was rated R
A horse goes in to the bar. The bartender asks him. Hey, why the long face?
One day a husband and wife were driving along a long stretch of road after not saying a word to each other because they were fighting
they came across a barnyard full of pigs,cows and dogs the husband grins smugly at his wife and says "family of yours"
they wife glares back and replys "yes inlaws!"
what did the oyster say to the clam?
i'm crabby
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A man found a well in the middle of the woods. He couldn't see the bottom, and wanted to find out how deep it was, so he dropped a penny in. However, the penny didn't make a sound! The man looked for something larger, and found a good-sized rock. He dropped that in the well, but still there was no sound. Finally, he found an enormous old cinderblock, and heaved it over the edge. As he was listening, he heard a noise behind him. He turned, and saw an enraged goat charging right at him! He dove out of the way, and the goat ran right into the well. Still, there was no sound. As the man turned to leave, he came across a farmer. The farmer said "Have you seen a goat round these parts?" The man replied "Yes, actually a big goat just fell down that well over there!" The farmer shook his head and said "Oh, that couldn't have been mine. Mine was tied to a cinderblock." Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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