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The Latest Jokes - Page 8
What do Communists use for table napkins?
Soviets.
what kind of key does not open a door?..a donkey
what is red and goes up and down? a tomatoe in an elevator
When does a turkey gobble? Before Thanksgiving.
How does Bill Gates screw in a light bulb? He doesn't. He just changes the industry standard to darkness.
Magicians pull rabbits out of hats. What do rabbits pull out of THEIR hats? -NOTHING! Rabbits don't wear hats.
Why did the kid get kicked out of the pirate movie?
Because it was rated R
A horse goes in to the bar. The bartender asks him. Hey, why the long face?
One day a husband and wife were driving along a long stretch of road after not saying a word to each other because they were fighting
they came across a barnyard full of pigs,cows and dogs the husband grins smugly at his wife and says "family of yours"
they wife glares back and replys "yes inlaws!"
what did the oyster say to the clam?
i'm crabby
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Two Montana buddies, Tom and Bill, both sheep ranchers, joined forces to hunt down and kill the cougar that had killed some of their sheep. Laying in ambush 'til the big cat got close, both men jumped up and fired their guns. The cougar fell dead but the guys couldn't know for sure whose bullet killed it. The guys wanted to get their trophy mounted, at first thinking they could take turns displaying it. Then they decide against that plan, instead they would flip a coin to decide which guy got which end of the animal to have mounted. Tom won the toss and took the front end. For Bill it was a catastrophy! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 54.8077% The joke's popularity is: 4.795
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