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The Latest Jokes - Page 8
What do Communists use for table napkins?
Soviets.
what kind of key does not open a door?..a donkey
what is red and goes up and down? a tomatoe in an elevator
When does a turkey gobble? Before Thanksgiving.
How does Bill Gates screw in a light bulb? He doesn't. He just changes the industry standard to darkness.
Magicians pull rabbits out of hats. What do rabbits pull out of THEIR hats? -NOTHING! Rabbits don't wear hats.
Why did the kid get kicked out of the pirate movie?
Because it was rated R
A horse goes in to the bar. The bartender asks him. Hey, why the long face?
One day a husband and wife were driving along a long stretch of road after not saying a word to each other because they were fighting
they came across a barnyard full of pigs,cows and dogs the husband grins smugly at his wife and says "family of yours"
they wife glares back and replys "yes inlaws!"
what did the oyster say to the clam?
i'm crabby
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 7 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, one of my older brothers matt or jeremy, my sister hazel or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. I think it's jeremy. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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