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The Latest Jokes - Page 8
What do Communists use for table napkins?
Soviets.
what kind of key does not open a door?..a donkey
what is red and goes up and down? a tomatoe in an elevator
When does a turkey gobble? Before Thanksgiving.
How does Bill Gates screw in a light bulb? He doesn't. He just changes the industry standard to darkness.
Magicians pull rabbits out of hats. What do rabbits pull out of THEIR hats? -NOTHING! Rabbits don't wear hats.
Why did the kid get kicked out of the pirate movie?
Because it was rated R
A horse goes in to the bar. The bartender asks him. Hey, why the long face?
One day a husband and wife were driving along a long stretch of road after not saying a word to each other because they were fighting
they came across a barnyard full of pigs,cows and dogs the husband grins smugly at his wife and says "family of yours"
they wife glares back and replys "yes inlaws!"
what did the oyster say to the clam?
i'm crabby
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever." A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 72.2330% The joke's popularity is: 2.712
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