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The Latest Jokes - Page 71
What did the ocean say to the surfer? Nothing it waved!
An almond walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "What are you? Nuts?
A minister wound up the services one morning by saying, ''Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark''.
On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin and said, ''Now, then, all of you who have done as I requested and read the seventeenth chapter of Mark, please raise your hands.''
Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.
Then said the preacher, ''You are the people I want to talk to. There is no seventeenth chapter of Mark.''
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex ... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
he said I didn't have a bite in years, so I bit him
An Irish man walks out of a bar.
How do squirrels say their ABC's?
A-corn, B-corn, C-corn, D-corn
What has 50 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? my zipper.
I could never be a rabbi. I could not live the rest of my life one letter away from a rabbit
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and says whats that for? The pirate says "Arrr it drives me nuts"
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