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The Latest Jokes - Page 72
Q: What do you call a blond with a map, compass, & a set of directions?
A: Lost
what do you call a clumsy insect? a bumble bee!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack.
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
It was announced today the new Arkansas quarter is going to be recalled soon over concerns it won't work in vending machines.
Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
I'm not really sure if I like Agnostics.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: you look to sea to see what you can see, but soon you'll see, that all you can see is sea Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 2.5368% The joke's popularity is: 6.736
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