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The Latest Jokes - Page 73
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.
Three blonds where walking along and came on a set of tracks. The first said the tracks were made by deer. the second said the tracks were made by ducks, the third said the tracks were made by raccoons. ten minutes later they were still aruging when the train hit them.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
it's a doggy dog world, and i'm a wearing milkbone underwear
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Yo mamas so fat, when someone said it was chili outside she ran out with a fork and spoon!
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What country makes you shiver?
Chile.
how can u tell a blonde used the computer?
there's whiteout on the screen
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Damn Fish There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that." The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fu#@%*& potatoes!!!!" Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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