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The Latest Jokes - Page 74
What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
Did noah fish on the Arc? No, he only had two worms!
What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
knock knock. who's there? little old lady. little old lady who? i didn't know you could yodel!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer ... you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators; the engineer soon becomes a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great! We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators! And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next!" God exclaims: "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake! He should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan, standing his ground, challenges: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God replies threateningly: "Send him back up here or I'll sue!" Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right! And just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?" Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 64.0741% The joke's popularity is: 3.033
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