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The Latest Jokes - Page 75
It's raining cats and dogs. Don't step in a poodle!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Awww don't cry!
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
A man is being chased by a bear. While being chased the man prays to God, "Dear God, Please make this bear a christian". The bear then stops and says, "Dear God please bless this meal of which I am about to partake."
what has eight wheels, is green and flies all over? A trash truck
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.
Customer: The food smells funny. Waiter: Then why aren't you laughing?
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: If Sauron is an all seeing eye, can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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