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The Latest Jokes - Page 76
knock knock. Whos there? Boo. Boo hoo? Dont cry its only a joke!
what did the green grape said o the purple grape? Breathe!!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
what did arnold shwarzeneger say during his school's play about famous composers? "I'll be bach"
How many christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they pray to god to do it for them.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
your momma's so old her social security number is 2
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Why does a stork stand on one leg? Because if it lifted it up, it would fall down! Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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