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The Latest Jokes - Page 76
knock knock. Whos there? Boo. Boo hoo? Dont cry its only a joke!
what did the green grape said o the purple grape? Breathe!!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
what did arnold shwarzeneger say during his school's play about famous composers? "I'll be bach"
How many christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they pray to god to do it for them.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
your momma's so old her social security number is 2
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches her yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman,calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer... "Oh, those are my flashers!" she replied. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 40.9639% The joke's popularity is: 4.919
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