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The Latest Jokes - Page 76
knock knock. Whos there? Boo. Boo hoo? Dont cry its only a joke!
what did the green grape said o the purple grape? Breathe!!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
what did arnold shwarzeneger say during his school's play about famous composers? "I'll be bach"
How many christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they pray to god to do it for them.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
your momma's so old her social security number is 2
your momma's so old her social security number is 4
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: The Gender Of Computers An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at times were given feminine names, and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised his hand and asked: "What gender is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model. The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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