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So Sven and Ole run into one another at the hardware store, and says "Hey Ole! How's it going?" "Oh jeez, Sven. Not so good," he says. "Well, what seems to be the problem, Ole?" "Well, you see, Lena and I just haven't been able to get any sleep for weeks, Sven, donchaknow. See, we've got this family of raccoons living under our house and they just keep chattering away all day and all night something awful!" "Oh, Ole. You should have come to me before," says Sven. "I know just what you've got to do. You've got to take some lutefisk and throw it right there under the house and the raccoons, they'll go away." "Huh," says Sven. "You know, today's Sunday, and every Sunday Lena makes something special. And that something special for the last 46 years has been lutefisk. So if she makes lutefisk today and there's any left over, I might just throw some under the house and see if the raccoons go away." So they both bid farewell and go their separate ways. Well, the next week, they run into one another again at the hardware store, donchaknow. Sven says to Ole "Hey Ole! How's it going?" "Oh jeez, Sven. Not so good," he says. "Well, what seems to be the problem, Ole? Didn't you try the lutefisk trick?" "Ya," he says. "Well, what happened?" Well, we tried the lutefisk trick and the raccoons went away, but now we've got a family of Norwegians living under our house."

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