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A guy sitting at home watching TV hears a knock on his door. When he opens the door, there's nobody there except a snail that had crawled up on the front steps. So he looks around for a minute, picks up the snail and throws it across the fence into his neighbors yard. Three years later, the same man is sitting at home watching TV and hears a knock at the front door. When he opens the door, there's nobody there except a snail that had crawled up on the front steps. Then he hears a little voice yell up at him. "Hey! What was that all about?!"

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