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The Latest Jokes - Page 77
how do you get Pikachu onto a bus?
-you Poke-mon!!
How do you get down off an elephant? You don't, you get down off a duck!
Whats the fastest fish in the world ? A Motor pike !
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
A horse walks into a bar...the bar man says "why the long face?"
this is a pie chart on procrastination, as you can see, it isnt finished yet
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
'And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
The.
The Who.
That's a good band.
what did the buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? give me one of everything
your mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what is yellow, eats grass, and runs on wheels? a bus! i lied about the grass. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 49.0909% The joke's popularity is: 5.297
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