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The Latest Jokes - Page 78
did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was dragged down by a strong current.
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old
man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair
in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old
man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically
asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. the bartender asks "why there is a steering wheel in you pants?"
The pirate replies "Arrrr... it's driving me nuts!"
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? None. Moses didn't take the ark, Noah did.
knock knock!
who's there?
someone!
someone who?
someone who can't reach the doorbell!
What do you do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.
What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.
Why did Betoveen cut off his chickens head? Cause it was saying Bach Bach Bach
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
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