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did you hear about the fire in at the circus? it was intense
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there were two muffins in the oven, one looked at the other and said hi how's it going, the other one said "AHHH a talking muffin"
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How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.
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i'm so goth my heart bleeds black
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what did the neck tie say to the hat? you go on a head, ill hang around here.
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YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT, THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES POPPED OUT!
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What is a pirate's favorite meal? Cutlasserole!
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13 witches in a hot tub - a self-cleaning coven
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I am a lifelong urbanite whose nearest claim to a “wilderness adventure” involves running away from a couple of overly aggressive and possibly rabid squirrels.
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So I says to the person in the swamp, I says, Marsha.
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