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A man goes to visit his cousin. He gets there after a couple of hours of travel. He walks in his cousin's house at supper time. Before dinner he looks at his plate and says, "Look there's a couple of black specks on this." His cousin says, "My dishwasher is broken, so that is as clean as soap and water can get them." The next night he sees black specks on the plate again. He asks, "Why are there black specks on the plate again?" His cousin says, "I told you that is as clean as soap and water can get them." As the man is leaving, he sees two dogs. He asks the cousin, "So, what are their names?" The cousin replies, "Soap and Water."

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