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The Latest Jokes - Page 9
Why is 7 afraid of 8? Because 7-8-9!
17 mathematicians discuss prime numbers.
Yo mamma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
what gets wetter as it dries?
a towell!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he aint chicken!
wherever you go, there you are
what do you call cheese that isnt yours? Nacho cheese
I think if sharks could talk they would say jawsome instead of awesome
yo mamma sooo fat, when she jump for joy she got stuck
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches her yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman,calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer... "Oh, those are my flashers!" she replied. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 40.9639% The joke's popularity is: 4.919
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