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The Latest Jokes - Page 9
Why is 7 afraid of 8? Because 7-8-9!
17 mathematicians discuss prime numbers.
Yo mamma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
what gets wetter as it dries?
a towell!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he aint chicken!
wherever you go, there you are
what do you call cheese that isnt yours? Nacho cheese
I think if sharks could talk they would say jawsome instead of awesome
yo mamma sooo fat, when she jump for joy she got stuck
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 73.3333% The joke's popularity is: 3.455
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