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The Latest Jokes - Page 81
Why did the toilet roll down the hill? to get to the bottom
This guy asked me my gamertag and I said washowfodahowl. I've never seen him since
This is the funniest sentence you will ever read in your life. You will laugh and laugh. Oh, how you will laugh
A soldier had lost his bayonet and whittled one from wood so he could stand inspection. He was hoping not to be discovered until the regiment had gone into battle where he could pick up one from a dead soldier. At an inspection, an officer asked to see his bayonet. The soldier stated " Sir, I promised my father I would never unsheathe my bayonet unless I intended to kill with it." The Officer insisted he hand over the bayonet. Taking it out, the Soldier looked skyward and declared " May the Lord change this bayonet to wood for breaking my vow."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody Nobody who? *be silent*
knock knock. Whose there. Boo. Boo who. Don't cry it's only joke
knock knock
who's there?
cockadoodle
Cockadoodle who?
No, silly, it's cockadoodle DOO!
Like Paris Hilton in a spelling bee...I'm out!
why would you never shower with a pokemon? he might piccachu
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: if you die in the elevator be sure to press up Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 82.5095% The joke's popularity is: 4.897
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