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The Latest Jokes - Page 82
How does the one legged turtle cross the freeway?
Take the "F" out of free and the "F" out of way and you'll get your answer.
What kind of phones do turtles use? A shell phone
How did I know an elephant had been in my refrigerator? There were tiny little footprints in the jello.
An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
Denile is not just a river in Egypt!
knock knock whos there olive olive who olive you!
If I told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
OH NO I LOST MY TRACTOR
Why did the president but vegatables in his blender ?
He hoped for Whirld Peas
Two muffins are in an over and one muffin turns to the other and says "hot enough for ya'?" and the other muffin says, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what do you call a feline passed our from whiskey? a catatonic! Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 94.9275% The joke's popularity is: 3.140
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