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The Latest Jokes - Page 83
Two muffins are in an over and one muffin turns to the other and says "hot enough for ya'?" and the other muffin says, "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Why did the rabbit cross the road? To get away from the big snake!
What is gray and spins around and around?
A hippo stuck in a revolving door.
What did papa tomato say to baby tomato when he was lagging behind? Ketchup!!!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
What's a fish's least favorite hobby? Fishing!
whats big and red and rocks? a big red rock eater
A Panda walks into a diner. He eats shoots and leaves.
There was a blond, a red head, and a brunette stranded on an island. A magical genie appeared. "you have 3 wishes" the genie said. The blond asked if she could get off the island to see her boyfriend. The genie granted her wish. The redhead wanted to see her family. The genie granted her wish. The brunette told the genie, "I want my friends back". Then they were all stranded on the island.
Wife to Norm: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Norm to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife to Norm: "What? At 2 a.m?!" Norm to wife: "Yes. We used night clubs."
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: there was a robbery last week in a ware house.One robber stole a calendar, the next robber stole some batterys and the third stole some fireworks. The first had 12 months, the 2nd was charged and the 3rd was let off. Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 0.0000% The joke's popularity is: 0
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