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The Latest Jokes - Page 84
what does a young flower wear?
bloomers!
microsoft works
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crummy!
How does a crazy person get through a forest? Through the psychopath!
yo moma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Mickey and Minnie Mouse get a divorce, when they go to the lawyer he asked why Mickey wants to divorce Minnie for being silly. He said I didn't say she was silly I said she was ------- Goofy.
want to hear a dirty joke?
a white horse fell in the mud
what do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: what do you get when you cross a porcupine and a sheep? An animal that knits it's own sweaters. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 84.5902% The joke's popularity is: 3.484
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