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The Latest Jokes - Page 88
a guy goes to the psychiatrist and says, "People won't talk to me." The doctor says, "next."
knock knock whos there?, pika, pika who? pikachu!!!
Question: "What proof do you have that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction?"
Colin Powell: "We kept the receipts."
A man found a well in the middle of the woods. He couldn't see the bottom, and wanted to find out how deep it was, so he dropped a penny in. However, the penny didn't make a sound! The man looked for something larger, and found a good-sized rock. He dropped that in the well, but still there was no sound. Finally, he found an enormous old cinderblock, and heaved it over the edge. As he was listening, he heard a noise behind him. He turned, and saw an enraged goat charging right at him! He dove out of the way, and the goat ran right into the well. Still, there was no sound. As the man turned to leave, he came across a farmer. The farmer said "Have you seen a goat round these parts?" The man replied "Yes, actually a big goat just fell down that well over there!" The farmer shook his head and said "Oh, that couldn't have been mine. Mine was tied to a cinderblock."
You're momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!
Whut happened when the cat ate the ball of yarn? It had mittens
god is black and white. god is a girl and a boy. in other words, god is micheal jackson
did you take a bath last night? Why, is one missing?
George Bush announced today that he will not run for president in 2008. Finally, a politician that listens to the American people.
A man goes into chip shop and says "FISH AND CHIPS PLEASE!"
th woman behind the counter says "I`m sorry, but this is a library"
so the man says (whispers)"sorry, fish and chips please"
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you can't pee soup Google didn't laugh at this joke, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 5.6061% The joke's popularity is: 6.297
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