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The Latest Jokes - Page 89
why did the blonde carry a briefcase into the tree?
because she's a branch manager
I've heard of chocoholics but I ain't never heard of no chocohol.
your mommas so dumb
she bought a solar powered flashlight
Ah, a pub. A meeting place where people attempt to achiece advanced states of mental incompetance through the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
Two nuns, a penguin and a cow walked into a bar. "What's going on?" questioned the barman. "Is this some kind of joke?"
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A fottle, replies the inventor." "A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton." "And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton", replies the inventor. "That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"
"In that case," says the inventor... "You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
if a quiz is quizical, whats a test?
Why are Rappers and pirates alike?
Because they both drink Rum, and say "YO HO"
Why doesn't John go in the pool?
Oh he's a cat person
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids
home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat
of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing
the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck"
A third child brought the argument to a close..."They use the dogs",
she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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