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The Latest Jokes - Page 10
i didnt fall for you, i just tripped
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.
What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt
what do you call a fish with no eye? a "fsh"
two guys walk into a bar... one has to get stitches.
You know, that reminds me of my three-legged pig. I was asleep when my house caught fire and the pig jumped through the window and rescued me. Dragged me out by my collar, just as the smoke was overwhelming me. Three legs you ask? Well, you can't eat a pig like that all at once!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop."
Why did the robber carry a bar of soap? So he could get a clean getaway.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control her pupils?
What did St Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? Are you alright in the back there?
Enter some text (such as a joke, word, or phrase) and find out if Google laughs: Random Joke: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new Piano? No? Well neither has he. Google laughed, and the joke's funniness percentage is: 100.0000% The joke's popularity is: 4.516
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