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The Latest Jokes - Page 91
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
why did the hedgehog cross the road?
to see his flat-mate
What did king tut say when he got scared?
I want my mummy.
yo moma is so fat when she pass in front of the house, we have no sun for 2 days
I'm a terrible cook.All my gingerbread mean are near-sighted.So, I started using contact rasins.
What do you call a porpoise that likes to BBQ?....A griller whale.
That's what they said about my Flux Capacitor!
how do you git piccachu on a bus? you pokemon
two peanuts were walking down the street, one peanut was assaulted
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